Reading Funny Signs CCCLXIV

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqBv9K7yL9g&list=PLj6dnjZhf6Ncwqmv6r5cqDxUQOSaEbHly&index=25

"Reading Funny Signs CCCLXIV" is a video of Plushblue EP's that was posted on May 17th, 2019.

SIGNS READ

 * 1) No problem store
 * 2) Please slow down! Squirrels with no road sense
 * 3) Prices subject to change according to customer's attitude
 * 4) We are a Pokestop. Get supplies outside, find Jesus inside
 * 5) Don't go bacon my heart. I couldn't if I fried
 * 6) Temporary out of service
 * 7) Now you're the fairest of them all
 * 8) Watch out for the idiot behind me
 * 9) Jioning traffic. Not signal controlled
 * 10) Welcome to Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport

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 * Get on with it!

TRIVIA

 * Plushblue said that Pokestops were "so 3 years ago" because Pokemon Go was trending in 2016.
 * Sign number 5 references Elton John's song (with Kiki Dee), "Don't Go Breaking My Heart".
 * Plushblue even sings some bars of the song.