Reading Funny Signs CCCLVII

"Reading Funny Signs CCCLVII" is a video of Plushblue EP's that was posted on April 28th, 2019.

VIDEO DESCRIPTION
Episode Title: Rebel Without a Sign

SIGNS READ

 * 1) I can only please one person per day. Today isn't your day, and tomorrow doesn't look good either
 * 2) ATTENTION: 24 hour surveillance camera | ATTENTION: You are being watched
 * 3) I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right
 * 4) Pls. Keep the Door Close
 * 5) Yearbook office: Immortalizing your awkward phase
 * 6) Please do not tap on glass. Programmers are easily scared and will start to cry. Violently. Please enter SLOWLY while singing "Ave Maria" to avoid an incident.
 * 7) Everybody wants to change the world, but nobody wants to change the toilet paper roll.
 * 8) Ugly drummer? No problem! Lose him with our fog machines! From 29 pounds and 95 pence.
 * 9) No parking above this sign
 * 10) Roadkill Bar and Grill

CLASSIFICATION/REALITY CHECK

 * RC: Textaholic - A person who loves texting people on his/her phone
 * C: "So much laziness!"

TRIVIA

 * There are three things on the title card.
 * Two errors were used: The positions are normally written in Arial Black, but they're written in Haettenschweiler, and "Christian" in Christian Payne Studios was spelled incorrectly.
 * The good thing is, the title references the classic film, "Rebel Without a Cause"


 * "Disappering a la Infinity War" references the Infinity War scene where Spider-Man was disintegrated by Thanos' snap with the Infinity Gauntlet.