Reading Funny Signs CCCLXV

"Reading Funny Signs CCCLXV" is a video of Plushblue EP's that was posted on May 18th, 2019. This is the first RFS to have new character, Slow Voice because of the "(Feat. Slow Voice)" added to the title.

SIGNS READ

 * 1) In the business
 * 2) Caution! Mad scientist at work! Exposure to radioactive insects, toxic waste, gamma radiation, basilisk venom, wolfsbane, shadows, silence and various nefarious implements possible. Enter at your own risk.
 * 3) 99 cent double cheese. Hot and spicy go. Now hiring cats
 * 4) Please do not stomp here. There are seeds and they are trying
 * 5) Opening times: Daily - 10AM to 10PM
 * 6) Est. MCMXXLVIII
 * 7) Never trust a fart in an ultra
 * 8) We don't speak Pig Latin, Klingon or Starbucks. Please order a small, medium or large.
 * 9) Milk chocolate covered crocodile
 * 10) Parental guidance recommended for this area. It contains some coarse language, medium level boredom, scenes of loneliness, and the frequently haunted faces of pedestrians on their way to work.

CLASSIFICATION/REALITY CHECK
REALITY CHECK: (as Slow Voice) Why did I blame Willy Wonka? I think he's pulling a prank.

CLASSIFICATION:
 * What kind of business?
 * What... ever you say.
 * I don't know if I could translate that.
 * So thanks for helping me out, Slow Voice.

SLOW VOICE'S SAYINGS

 * Thinks for a few seconds...
 * I knew I did it.
 * (see the Reality Check section of header 2)
 * "Oh, no problem, Eric. I'll catch you later. Bye."

TRIVIA

 * Slow Voice is actually Eric, or... Plushblue's voice, but slowed down by pitch.
 * "Signcraft" makes a reference to the game, "Minecraft".
 * Sign number 10 references Australia's rating system, as you can tell by their PG symbol.
 * If the two Xs and L switched places in sign number 6, it would've said MCMLXXVIII (1978).
 * Plushblue mentions Willy Wonka in both his original and Slow Voice personas because Willy Wonka is famous for his chocolate factory.