Reading Funny Signs CCCLXXIII

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"Reading Funny Signs CCCLXXIII" is a video of Plushblue EP's that was posted on June 7th, 2019.

SIGNS READ

 * 1) Open til closed. Closed til open
 * 2) Whoever is praying for rain, please stop
 * 3) Billposters will be prosecuted. Bill Posters is an innocent man!
 * 4) Closed during hours of darkness
 * 5) No parking (picture of Donkey)
 * 6) It is unlawful to abandon cats in parks.
 * NO: Alcohol, profanity, smoking, nudity, penguins
 * 1) Crosswalk closed | Sidewalk closed. Use crosswalk
 * 2) Sports!
 * 3) Take me down to burrito city where the salsa's hot and the girls are pretty

CLASSIFICATION SUBTITLE

 * I trust the defacer.

TRIVIA

 * The title references the book, "Fahrenheit 451".
 * A picture of Leo (pronounced lay-oh), the cat is shown twice. The picture was shot by Plushblue.
 * Plushblue laughing evilly with lightning in the background references Count Von Count's laughing moments from Sesame Street.
 * On sign five, a photo of Donkey from the Shrek film franchise is shown.
 * Plushblue saying "Shazam" and a flash of white light references the gag from the DC comic book series and movie of the same name.
 * Sign ten references Guns and Roses' song, "Paradise City".
 * Plushblue sings the sign's marquee in tune of said song.