Reading Funny Signs CCCLXX

"Reading Funny Signs CCCLXX" is a video of Plushblue EP's that was posted on May 31st, 2019.

SIGNS READ

 * 1) March 6: Banquet | 9: PTF meeting | 13: No shlooc
 * 2) People write "congrats" because they can't spell congrajlashins
 * 3) The more I know about men, the more I like dogs
 * 4) Don't let anyone treat you like free salsa. You are guac, baby! You are guac!
 * 5) Hours of opening: Monday and Thursday - 10am-2pm. Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday-Sunday - CLOSED
 * 6) I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no way paper can beat rock...
 * 7) Warning! Horses may bite, kick, and fart!
 * 8) WANTED: One night stand
 * 9) Clark Kent
 * 10) Ah-lington

CLASSIFICATION SUBTITLE

 * What's a shlooc?

TRIVIA

 * The title references game show "The Price Is Right".
 * Plushblue mentions the spelling bee because the event happened the day before this video was uploaded.
 * Sign nine references the Superman franchise.
 * Plushblue references the meme "AA AAA AAAA". The meme is someone seeing three packs of Radioshack batteries that are double-A, triple-A, and quadruple-A.